Friday, August 15, 2008

My Random Find

Last night I was looking online for some Army frames or shadow box frames to put some of Chris' pictures and medals in and I randomly came across this...


I read it and thought it was pretty funny, especially since most of these things are already happening to me and its only been 8 months. Since it is so small and hard to read, here is what is says...

1) As soon as you find out her husband is deployed take it upon yourself to tell her exactly how you feel about the war and how WE shouldn't be over there.

2) Follow that up by asking how she feels about the President.

3) Look surprised and say, "I don't know how you do it, I could never LET my husband do that."

4) If she's pregnant be sure and ask if the military is going to send her husband home for the birth.

5) Tell her she should really consider getting additional life insurance since her husband has a good chance of getting killed.

6) Remind her how lucky she is that her husband gets all that extra tax free money when he's at war.

7) Try to relate to her by saying you know just how she feels because your husband was out of town on business for a week last month.

8) Ask her how she can be faithful for a whole year and if she worries about her husband cheating on her.

9) Inquire on whether or not her husband has killed anyone.a

10) Be sure to ask her when her husband comes home, if he's done with the military or if he has to go back.

So next time you talk to an Army wife...be sure to keep these 10 things in mind!!!

2 comments:

amie979 said...

OOO sucky...I hope I don't say any of those things and I WILL keep them in mind! Love you:)

Megs said...

Hey Shell!!! How are you in Utah!! It's so fun to hear from you and read about your comings and goings on the blog!! Sorry about your new car:( You can come up to Rexburg and visit anytime you want!!! Love you lots, hope all is well!!